"m II" wrote in message
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Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.

There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."