That's amazing! You are finally training for a job. I guess when your
mom bit the big one (no pun intended) you had no place to live so you
had to get a job. Are you sure it was Cancer? I mean, are you sure it
wasn't you sucking the life out of her? I guess you could have been the
Cancer in her life. Anyway, good luck when you get you job at the
National Enquirer. I'm sure you will make a fine office biatch.

Good luck Mikey! Don't worry you'll do fine on the interview. After
all, how hard could a office biatch interview be?