Well, after an exhaustive investigation, it would appear that portions
of the rumors regarding Mr. Davies' employment and death are truthful.

He has been fired from his former place of employment, Papa Johns
Pizza. The exact reasons haven't come to light as of yet, but the
rumors of "secret sauce" and perversions with barnyard animals hasn't
been ruled out as of the writing of this report.

As far as his death, those rumors have yet to be substantiated, but it
does seem that Mr. Davies has been in seclusion since his termination
of employment.

As far as the security for SacFest 2005, we will once again provide
security for this annual event. The bill has been sent to your address
Mr. Wright. We once again express our profound pleasure in being chosen
to be your choice for security for this exemplary occurance.

We would like to remind you and other readers of these events, that Mr.
Davies has been less than truthful of the actual events we have
discussed over the telephone and on the internet.

Lewis Louis Detective Agency
The Largest Detective Agency in the South