kk4tl wrote:
The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday
that it had raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide" after
the recent attacks in Great Britain.

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's
white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.




In a related story by Reuters, it was noted that this is only the
second time since WWII that the terror alert level has been raised this
high. In the only other such incident, two men were captured in a Lyon
hotel room with two cases of California wines, and suitcase full of
Velveeta.

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

" I don't really care whatever you got please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion
got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!"

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for
an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

" I don't really care whatever you got please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion
got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!"

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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant
for
an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black, or White?"

" I don't really care whatever you got please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the
religion
got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "the Muslim one blows itself up!"

That's a good one! Thanks. :-)

D Peter Maus wrote:

In a related story by Reuters, it was noted that this is only the
second time since WWII that the terror alert level has been raised this
high. In the only other such incident, two men were captured in a Lyon
hotel room with two cases of California wines, and suitcase full of
Velveeta.


That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Who are these perverts and
why do they want to ruin civilization? Is there no way to stop the 'spread'?




mike