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How long till we'll be drafting high school kids? It looks like we're
having another Vietnam.

That's just fine with me bunkie! Today's crop of kids are
the most pampered soft-assed bunch of milk-fed babies
this frig of a country has produced to date. Draft em and ship
their ass to Iran so they can take over their oil wells and I can
get gas for cheap. Tell em they ain't commin back home till gas
costs $1.00 per gallon again. PHOOEY!

And our "Christian" president has just voiced his endorsement of the
"morning after pill".

Another OK one with me. This way no young guy can worry if
the bimbo he just porked the night before will give him a call
a few weeks later and says she's preggo with HIS lovechild.
Drop the pill bitch and get back in bed an start doin the HORIZONTAL
POLKA!!

Hooooo Hawwww!!!

(The preceeding announcement paid for by the GOP Election Committee)
Reg. US Pat Off.