Barbara's Cat wrote:

deny you wrote it

Deny you wrote the embarrassments below, Barbie?

Barbara's Cat wrote:

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay's advise

You mean /advice/, right Barbie?

Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html

Heh... another for the collection.

Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
sometimes in the subject lines of threads:

Harlot:

But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
"You little harlet you!
Get out my door, you little whore,
forget I ever knew you!"
-Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)

Testicles:

"Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)

Eaten:

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)

Eaten:

when everything digests just as it should.
Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
-Barbara's Cat**** (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)

Breathe:

I want to warm my face
in your sapphire splendor.
I want to breath your air
until our mouths go dry.
I want to wash my hands
in your silver river.
-Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am

"Barbara's Cat" shrieked:

Mommy

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Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
Email: Barbara's Cat
Groups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
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In article ,
"Bindi" ) wrote ...


Barbara's Cat wrote:

My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959

[...]

Children too free for the dangers out there,
you were a mother who took care of me,
and would feed us whatever you could find.
You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.

eaten. Eaten what?

The berries. I ate them too, but I survived because I swallowed them whole
instead of chewing them (according to my father).

This is confusing.
From the intro, Vonnie Leigh is 5/6 years old
and now a mother?
I know what you are getting at but it is not clear.

My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often.

[...]

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'Nuff said.

'Samatter?

Sounds like Cat**** needs a /hallmark polishing/, apparently, Hammy...

"Perhaps I made it sound like I was complaining, however I was doing
just the opposite. This world would be a much better place if
everyone was just a little like Barbara. I am happy and grateful to be
solely owned and operated, declawed and neutered, and
house-broken by her. "-Baebara's Cat

Urm... that's enough Barbie Cat**** for one morning, but ya'll get the
idea.

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