Hey Doug, I talked to the guy at the International Boxing Club in Toledo.

He told me I can buy some ring time, right down the street from you.

The address is:

615 Front St
Toledo, OH 43605

That's real close to your house.

Let's settle this thing with the gloves on, and a ref.

What say?

At least you'll have a chance to throw the towel this way.

(save your gay remarks)