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"Cmdr Buzz Corey" wrote...

No, not all chicken banders are law breakers, but a very large portion are.

For some reason, I am beginning to feel hungry.

Catch you later, I'm off for a large portion of chicken...


Regards,

Peter.

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"The Magnum" wrote...

There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of
laughter... like hospice.
If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent...

Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National.


Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o)


What's grey and comes in pints...
An elephant.



Peter.

About to lower the tone now....

1/ Whats white and streaks across the sky ? ..........the coming of the lord
2/ Whats white and slithers across the floor? .......... come dancing

And the sicko one...

Whats small, blue and wriggles on the swimming pool floor.......... a baby
with burst armbands ..........

Sorry peeps....

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On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 14:45:26 +0100, "The Magnum"
wrote:


There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of
laughter... like hospice.
If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent...

Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National.


Regards,
Peter.


Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o)

sick ignorant SoB is what you are

a hospice is place that the terminaly ill to be made comfortable
before they die


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On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 14:45:26 +0100, "The Magnum"
wrote:


There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of
laughter... like hospice.
If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent...

Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National.


Regards,
Peter.


Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o)

sick ignorant SoB is what you are

a hospice is place that the terminaly ill to be made comfortable
before they die

And??? You want me to now cry or something?? now go get yourself a humour
transplant. It was an off the cuff jollity to which you take offence at for
some reason. Silly old fart...........

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On Fri, 4 Nov 2005 17:42:58 -0000, "The Magnum"
wrote:


wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 14:45:26 +0100, "The Magnum"
wrote:


There are also some words which tend to have my children in fits of
laughter... like hospice.
If you don't see the joke, don't worry, it's all in the accent...

Hoss: Four legged animal seen running in the Grand National.


Regards,
Peter.


Whats a Hospice.....about a gallon and a half ;o)

sick ignorant SoB is what you are

a hospice is place that the terminaly ill to be made comfortable
before they die

And??? You want me to now cry or something?? now go get yourself a humour
transplant. It was an off the cuff jollity to which you take offence at for
some reason. Silly old fart...........

you are a sick ******* for making a joke out of people DYINg but i
already knew you were pretty sick


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......about a gallon and a half ;o)

sick ignorant SoB is what you are

a hospice is place that the terminaly ill to be made comfortable
before they die

And??? You want me to now cry or something?? now go get yourself a humour
transplant. It was an off the cuff jollity to which you take offence at
for
some reason. Silly old fart...........

you are a sick ******* for making a joke out of people DYINg but i
already knew you were pretty sick

Just a sec you silly old fart. I made a joke out of the miss-pronunciation
of Hospice "horse ****" it was nothing to do with Hospices in any way shape
or form or the people in them, just the name..... as for you knowing i was
sick you have no idea who i am, you know nothing about me. However you are
showing us what sort of person you are, by using foul language in an open
forum and making assumptions into meanings of posts that arent there.

I would guess you have lost someone who was being looked after in a Hospice
and you want to lash out at someone... and you think im that person... in
which case i wont take your un-warrented scathings as personal.
If you havnt lost someone who was in a Hospice and your the sort of person
who takes offence at anything because you cant help yourself, putting your
own miserable little twist on words, then i have no time for you and couldnt
care less if you find me offensive or not.

I find people with no sense of humour dont have much of a life and dont have
many friends.... try getting one. You might enjoy it....

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On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 18:48:56 -0000, "The Magnum"
wrote:

.....about a gallon and a half ;o)

sick ignorant SoB is what you are

a hospice is place that the terminaly ill to be made comfortable
before they die

And??? You want me to now cry or something?? now go get yourself a humour
transplant. It was an off the cuff jollity to which you take offence at
for
some reason. Silly old fart...........

you are a sick ******* for making a joke out of people DYINg but i
already knew you were pretty sick

Just a sec you silly old fart. I made a joke out of the miss-pronunciation
of Hospice "horse ****" it was nothing to do with Hospices in any way shape
or form or the people in them, just the name..

bull****

... as for you knowing i was
sick you have no idea who i am, you know nothing about me. However you are
showing us what sort of person you are, by using foul language in an open
forum and making assumptions into meanings of posts that arent there.

perhaps I am showing something as are you

in your case that you are sick *******


I would guess you have lost someone who was being looked after in a Hospice
and you want to lash out at someone... and you think im that person... in
which case i wont take your un-warrented scathings as personal.
If you havnt lost someone who was in a Hospice and your the sort of person
who takes offence at anything because you cant help yourself, putting your
own miserable little twist on words, then i have no time for you and couldnt
care less if you find me offensive or not.

more bull****

I just think the dead and dying deserve a bit of respect instead of
being used as the butt of a sick joke


OTOH in claiming you don't you are obviously lying as you btohered to
reply


I find people with no sense of humour dont have much of a life and dont have
many friends.... try getting one. You might enjoy it....

I have asense of humor ty but it does include making fun of thedead
and dying

that is just plain sick as are you
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On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 18:48:56 -0000, "The Magnum"
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Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

whatever.................

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On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 19:00:16 -0000, "The Magnum"
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On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 18:48:56 -0000, "The Magnum"
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Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

whatever.................

snappy comback



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