Fred wrote:


Wow! How many "ARRL Member" stickers do you have on
your car?

None freddieboy, don't belong to the ARRL.

How many hammie call sign badges do you wear?

None freddieboy, don't need any call sign badges. Don't even have call
license plates.

Do you display a "junior FCC G-man" badge?

Don't need any badge to report illegal operators to the FCC.

Most of all
though, do you have a life?

More of a life that you have.

How many antennas are
swangin' all over your junker?

Since I am not a cber I don't 'swang' anything.

Do your kids know you?

Very well...sorry to dissappoint you on all accounts.

Fred's CB Barn

When are you going to get an indoor toilet in that barn you live in?