After replacing Andy Cowley with a small shell script on Monday 12 Dec 2005
11:13, the following appeared on stdout:

It never ceases to amaze me how dumb Americans really are.

Take a look at their president. You'll be gobsmacked for days. ;-)
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Seasonal radio wishes #14
Adverts for cheap amplifiers to be labelled "This is a transverter, which
allows you to transmit everywhere at once leading to revocation of your
licence and will most likely attenuate your power output on the wanted
band."