"If I Were A Stalker"



If I were a stalker

and you were a Lloydie,

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?



If a dip**** were my trade

would you still find me,

carrin' the lies I made,

followin' behind me.



Save my love through loneliness,

Save my love for sorrow,

I'm offering my Glendale home,

Come give your tomorrow.



If I worked my hands in pizza,

Would you still love me?

Answer me Lloyd, "Yes I would,

I'll put you above me."



If I were a Woger

at a fifth wheel grinding,

would you miss your color box,

and my back door whining?



If I were a Wiseman

and you were a Lloydie,

Would you marry me anyway?

Would you have my baby?

Would you marry anyway?

Would you have my baby?