I HAVE A NUMBER OF RESOLUTIONS FOR 2019

THEY WILL BE FOLLOWED TO THE LETTER

HERE THEY A

1) I WILL STOP BEING A SOCKPUPPET FOR MYSELF (BUT WILL CONTINUE WITH
THE COCKSUCKING)

2) I WILL MAKE THE FCC EMBRACE PIRATE RADIO (MY 'SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP'
WITH AJIT PAI WILL HELP HERE)

3) I WILL GIVE MORE HELP TO THE FINE PEOPLE AT ENIGMA2000, WHO DO GREAT
WORK AND ARE A CREDIT TO THE SHORTWAVE LISTENING COMMUNITY

4) I WILL READ MORE CNN EVERY DAY AND SUMMARIZE THE ARTICLES TO
REC.RADIO.SHORTWAVE AND REC.RADIO.CB

5) I WILL READ MORE FOX NEWS EVERY DAY AND SUMMARIZE THE ARTICLES TO
EVERY OTHER NEWSGROUP I CAN SUBSCRIBE TO

6) I WILL SEND KEVEN ALBERT STRUM A FRUIT BASKET, CANNED HAM, AND NICE
BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS CARDS BECAUSE HE IS A FINE FELLOW

7) I WILL START ATTENDING SYNAGOGUE REGULARLY AND WILL RESUME MY
RABBINICAL STUDIES

8) I WILL PARTICIPATE MORE STRONGLY IN THE LIBERTY NET, WHICH PROVIDES
VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS ON MANY TOPICS OF GREAT CONCERN AND IMPORTANCE

9) I WILL PRAY FOR THE REMOVAL OF VLADIMIR PUTIN FROM RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT

10) I WILL WORK HARD TO MAKE SURE THAT THE US DOES NOT BECOME UNDULY
INFLUENCED BY THE UN

11) I WILL START A CHARITY DEDICATED TO PLACING FRAMED PHOTOGRAPHS OF
J. EDGAR HOOVER IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS

12) I WILL RENEW ALL OF MY PRESCRIPTIONS (INCLUDING FOR LATUDA) AND
ACTUALLY TAKE MY MEDS THIS YEAR

13) GOAT CORNHOLING SHALL CONTINUE APACE

14) SO WILL BEATING OFF TO TWILIGHT

15) ALL ****S SHALL BE GIVEN IN PAIRS, NO MORE, NO LESS

THOSE ARE MY RESOLUTIONS

SO FAR I HAVE KEPT ONLY 13 AND 14 BUT IT'S EARLY DAYS YET

STILL EVEN IF I ONLY MANAGE THOSE TWO IT'LL BE A GREAT YEAR