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![]() "I. P. Yurin" wrote in message ... Well, that's good news. What with 9-11, James LLoyd and all the rest, I'm getting tired of plastic wrapping and ducttaping the windows here in NYC. Let the Wrath of God's Judgment fall on some other urban sinners for awhile. But the media have left us unprepared! Nearly all the end of the world movies shown on late night TV were set in the Nevada desert, Los Angeles or New York. The only one I can think set around here was that Peter Graves movie from around 50 years ago. Thankfully, I will know what to do if I'm attacked by a giant mutant grasshopper. Today Mr. LLoyd pointed out that a disaster could very well have happened on July 4, just that we don't yet know about it. The incubation period for SARS, he said, is 10 days. Who knows what may have been dumped in NYC's reservoirs upstate? So now I've gotta start popping the Cipro and the Potassium whachamacallit for another 10 days! And I need to magnetize 20 gallons of water! Thank God I got my sea silver before the ZOG descended on those righteous people. Brother Stair used to go for that stuff, too. At least that's what his Newt Gingrich soundalike stand-in says. The NG soundalike went into great, even excessive, detail about the prophet's bowel distress and how it was cured not with (wastefully expensive) medication, but prayer!! Don't forget to send the surplus cash to Walterboro. Huh?? How would the economy collapse over a holiday weekend? Surely the collapse wouldn't start until the first business day. The prophet wasn't specific. I'll speculate that it may have something to do with the microchips in our money. If so, Alex Jones may have the details. You need to stock up on the Miracle 2 products, comrade Dresser. Especially the "neutralizer." (It's quite good as a chaser for chilled soviet vodka.) -- Col. I.P. Yurin Commissariat of Internal Security That's a fine suggestion under normal circumstances, but my coping strategy for Planet X prophesey has ruled that out. However, there's an upside to everyone around here being blown to bits. With a little luck, most of our parts will be blown up into the sky, and my parts will be reconstituted around someone else's perfectly healthy liver! A longshot, I know. Maybe I should make the full day's stagger to the Pacific Garden Mission. Keep listening to Unshackled! Frank Dresser |
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