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Old July 8th 03, 03:38 PM
Frank Dresser
 
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"I. P. Yurin" wrote in message
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Well, that's good news. What with 9-11, James LLoyd and all the rest,
I'm getting tired of plastic wrapping and ducttaping the windows here
in NYC. Let the Wrath of God's Judgment fall on some other urban
sinners for awhile.


But the media have left us unprepared! Nearly all the end of the world
movies shown on late night TV were set in the Nevada desert, Los Angeles or
New York. The only one I can think set around here was that Peter Graves
movie from around 50 years ago. Thankfully, I will know what to do if I'm
attacked by a giant mutant grasshopper.


Today Mr. LLoyd pointed out that a disaster could very well have
happened on July 4, just that we don't yet know about it. The
incubation period for SARS, he said, is 10 days. Who knows what may
have been dumped in NYC's reservoirs upstate?

So now I've gotta start popping the Cipro and the Potassium
whachamacallit for another 10 days! And I need to magnetize 20 gallons
of water! Thank God I got my sea silver before the ZOG descended on
those righteous people.


Brother Stair used to go for that stuff, too. At least that's what his Newt
Gingrich soundalike stand-in says. The NG soundalike went into great, even
excessive, detail about the prophet's bowel distress and how it was cured
not with (wastefully expensive) medication, but prayer!! Don't forget to
send the surplus cash to Walterboro.




Huh?? How would the economy collapse over a holiday weekend? Surely
the collapse wouldn't start until the first business day.


The prophet wasn't specific. I'll speculate that it may have something to
do with the microchips in our money. If so, Alex Jones may have the
details.




You need to stock up on the Miracle 2 products, comrade Dresser.
Especially the "neutralizer." (It's quite good as a chaser for chilled
soviet vodka.)


--
Col. I.P. Yurin
Commissariat of Internal Security


That's a fine suggestion under normal circumstances, but my coping strategy
for Planet X prophesey has ruled that out. However, there's an upside to
everyone around here being blown to bits. With a little luck, most of our
parts will be blown up into the sky, and my parts will be reconstituted
around someone else's perfectly healthy liver! A longshot, I know. Maybe I
should make the full day's stagger to the Pacific Garden Mission. Keep
listening to Unshackled!

Frank Dresser


 
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