m II wrote in message ...
Clint wrote:

Napoleon would have found this theory very interesting.

But you're not mad at Napoleon, are you? I'll bet you can't even think
of even *ONE* thing he's done to personally upset you.


M II,

The Metric System [.]

jftfoi ~ RHF


The first name
theory WORKS!


mike

Hussein?

Nobody!

(Robin Williams, 1998)

"WShoots1" wrote in message
...
Hussein is a common last name. Too, although King Hussein of Jordan is
dead
now, using Hussein could have caused a mix up with him while he was alive.

Bill, K5BY

RHF wrote:


The Metric System [.]


Well..ok, but other than THAT...

(as he slinks off into the corner..)


mike









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..let the cat out to reply..

From: (Diverd4777)

have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from
International Soccer matches ?
- Didn't think So..


And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy?

Like, duh, man...

Bryant

MW; !

WHERE is your sense of Humor this morning ??


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do You Know Me?.................................

This is why lawyers should never ask a witness a question, if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small Texas town
prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grand
motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."

The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died! At this point, the judge brought the
court room to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you *******s asks her if she knows

me, you'll be jailed for contempt."


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In article ,
ojunk (Michael Bryant) writes:


From: (Diverd4777)

have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from
International Soccer matches ?
- Didn't think So..


And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy?

Like, duh, man...

Bryant

From: (Diverd4777)

MW; !

WHERE is your sense of Humor this morning ??

Laughing at your logic that the British are more reliable than the French
because the British have more criminal soccer hooligans! That's exactly where
my sense of humor is, as I sit here eating French fries and washing them down
with French.
wine.

Though, in retrospect, it seems that I should've just turned your question back
to you.

Bryant
Michael Bryant, WA4009SWL
Louisville, KY
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(remove "nojunk" to reply)

Diverd4777,

And That is . . . TEX-US JUST-US !

~ RHF
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= = = (Diverd4777)
= = = wrote in message ...
MW; !

WHERE is your sense of Humor this morning ??


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do You Know Me?.................................

This is why lawyers should never ask a witness a question, if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a small Texas town
prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grand
motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."

The lawyer was stunned.

Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,

"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he
was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law
practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he
cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died! At this point, the judge brought the
court room to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you *******s asks her if she knows

me, you'll be jailed for contempt."


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In article ,
ojunk (Michael Bryant) writes:


From: (Diverd4777)

have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from
International Soccer matches ?
- Didn't think So..


And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy?

Like, duh, man...

Bryant

MWB,

Proves Nothing [.]

Simply Demonstrats that "The Brits" by Nature are 'willing' to Fight.

atmo ~ RHF
= = = And Thats My Opinion
..
..
= = = ojunk (Michael Bryant)
= = = wrote in message ...
From: (Diverd4777)

have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from
International Soccer matches ?
- Didn't think So..


And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy?

Like, duh, man...

Bryant

From: (RHF)

Simply Demonstrats that "The Brits" by Nature are 'willing' to Fight.

Actually, soccer hooliganism simply proves that the average British soccer fan
is more likely to engage in illegal acts of hooliganism and vandalism. I still
don't see how this proves anything detrimental about the French.

But, RHF, I'm sure you'll drag the one-world socialists into the equation
somewhere!

Bryant

In article ,
(Diverd4777) wrote:


fact is, the Brits beat the U.S in our famed revolutionary war.


Oh? So Cornwallis' surrender was a clever ruse?