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MW; !
WHERE is your sense of Humor this morning ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do You Know Me?................................. This is why lawyers should never ask a witness a question, if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small Texas town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand - a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me? She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died! At this point, the judge brought the court room to silence, called both counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you *******s asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In article , ojunk (Michael Bryant) writes: From: (Diverd4777) have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from International Soccer matches ? - Didn't think So.. And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy? Like, duh, man... Bryant |
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MWB,
Proves Nothing [.] Simply Demonstrats that "The Brits" by Nature are 'willing' to Fight. atmo ~ RHF = = = And Thats My Opinion .. .. = = = ojunk (Michael Bryant) = = = wrote in message ... From: (Diverd4777) have you EVER heard of a French Football Fan Club being Banned from International Soccer matches ? - Didn't think So.. And this is your proof that the British are more trustworthy? Like, duh, man... Bryant |
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