Stephen M.H. Lawrence wrote:

Mike, Mike, Mike....you're dead wrong. Life is a game of numbers,
and 1.5 million folks haven't died. More Leftist hyperbole, from another
Canuck attempting (in vain) to influence a foreign (to you) election.

Why not just enjoy your Canadianness? Hum to yourself, rock back
and forth, wear a toque, and curse the people of Quebec, as your nation
fades into a predictable nothingness.


I pray no one gets hurt or killed in tomorrow's 'election' circus.
Quebec is just fine, thank you. It's a centre of culture, explaining why
you know so little about it.




mike

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 03:50:31 GMT, m II
wrote:

Stephen M.H. Lawrence wrote:

Mike, Mike, Mike....you're dead wrong. Life is a game of numbers,
and 1.5 million folks haven't died. More Leftist hyperbole, from another
Canuck attempting (in vain) to influence a foreign (to you) election.

Why not just enjoy your Canadianness? Hum to yourself, rock back
and forth, wear a toque, and curse the people of Quebec, as your nation
fades into a predictable nothingness.


I pray no one gets hurt or killed in tomorrow's 'election' circus.
Quebec is just fine, thank you. It's a centre of culture, explaining why
you know so little about it.




mike

Well I used to think highly of Canada, even though their coins kept
jamming up the vending machines in my lovel home state of Michigan.
But we were neighbors who enjoyed unfettered access accross a border
that wasn't really a border so much as a free-passage toll booth. My
travels to Windsor were fun; nice racetrack, real Cuban cigars,
fireworks were readily available as was good whiskey. I found Toronto
to be a beautiful city that was exceptionally clean and had a nice
museum. Of course, the only metropolitan area I had to compare it to
back then was Detroit, which may explain my awe and wonderment.
However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.

Howard

Howard wrote:

However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.


On behalf of all Canadians, I wish to extend my sincerest apologies to
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, his family, his staff and all his adoring
fans south of the border. I have no explanation or excuse as to WHY a
sudden outbreak of taste, dignity and self respect should occur at a
very inopportune time.

The very fact that this grievous, ill considered and unfortunate episode
should so completely and bitterly devastate our long standing friendship
and cooperation certainly says something about the depth of our
aggregate intelligence.

Vermont? Do you know an innkeeper named Dick Louden?


sincerely,



michael

On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 05:28:02 GMT, m II
wrote:

Howard wrote:

However, after seeing the lack of appreciation Canadians had for
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (Conan O'Brien Show - guest filmed in
Montreal by Canadian request) I realized that Canada had become a
cultural backwater that indeed makes Cleveland Ohio a rather appealing
place to visit for cultural enlightenment. Since then I only buy maple
syrup from Vermont.


On behalf of all Canadians, I wish to extend my sincerest apologies to
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, his family, his staff and all his adoring
fans south of the border. I have no explanation or excuse as to WHY a
sudden outbreak of taste, dignity and self respect should occur at a
very inopportune time.

The very fact that this grievous, ill considered and unfortunate episode
should so completely and bitterly devastate our long standing friendship
and cooperation certainly says something about the depth of our
aggregate intelligence.

Vermont? Do you know an innkeeper named Dick Louden?


sincerely,



michael

I'll accept your words as being the way you feel, however I cannot in
good conscience accept your apology for reasons I feel inappropriate
to expound upon. So as far is it goes for me it's still maple syrup
from Vermont and no more Canadian Bacon ........ other than viewing
the movie of said title which I found to be rather humorous.

Howard wrote:


I'll accept your words as being the way you feel, however I cannot in
good conscience accept your apology for reasons I feel inappropriate
to expound upon. So as far is it goes for me it's still maple syrup
from Vermont and no more Canadian Bacon ........ other than viewing
the movie of said title which I found to be rather humorous.

Well, while I'm at it, I feel I should bare all. The 'Canadian Bacon'
you refer to, is and always has been, actually made out o....NO..NO..GET
OUT..Don't KILL M .. ARGGHHH..mmmph