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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:27:53 GMT, m II
wrote: Brian Hill wrote: "m II" wrote in message news:%vfBd.35778$KO5.11215@clgrps13... Brian Hill wrote: Damn! You beat me too it! Stop it, before you go blind.. mike I'll stop just long enough to get the hair on my palms trimmed. Hmm? Wonder why I said that? I think we're just repeating stuff we heard during our youth. Reminiscing, if you will... I have no idea what the actual origins of these phrases are or what their intent was. I think I'll run over to the Convent next door..they're a smart bunch and I'm sure they can enlighten me. mike The nun's are painting the convent, and not wanting to get their attire stained with paint and figuring it's a convent anyway they stripped off their garments and painted away in the nude. Upon hearing a knock on the door one of the nuns asks "Who's there" and hears the reply "Blind man". So fearing nothing the nuns remain naked and open the door; the man walks in and says "Nice tits, where do you want me to hang the blinds?" What can I say, your comment on the convent sparked a synapse ...... |
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