MnMikew wrote (speaking of Traci Fort):

Keep dreaming of the big, important jobs you'll do
when you grow up, widdle man...


I bet you look fetching in that Mcdonalds hat.

Indeed, he does. He's improved since they fired him
from "Bongo Burgers." So far, he hasn't repeated his
performance of holding hamburger buns over his head
and yelling "Tha' ALIENS is commin ta get me!
They mother ships look jus like dez hare thangs.
I knowed 'cuz I got a Seee-Cur-Tee Clearance an'
I wuz in AREA FIFTY WON!"

I think it had something to do with the pesticide his
step-dad left over his bed in the tool shed.
The bag was leaking a bit.

Dave S.