Honus wrote:
"m II" wrote in message
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Cuhulin's brain was thinkin' filthy and fast
'a late Dachshund date would be a blast'
He limboed real, real low to make it fit
But an excited slip jammed gravel in it
now his pervert pecker's plaster cast.


There once was a guy named Cuhulin,
Whose passion for dogs wasn't coolin'.
"How horny I get,
When the dog's at the vet,
And she isn't at home for some toolin'."



'hulin was famed for all things bestial
The Dog Star meant arousal made celestial
"It's this man's little sexy treat
When they're howling, fresh in heat"
Cried 'hulin at the deviant's festival




mike

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'hulin was famed for all things bestial
The Dog Star meant arousal made celestial
"It's this man's little sexy treat
When they're howling, fresh in heat"
Cried 'hulin at the deviant's festival

The problem I'm facing here, mister,
Is really an awful tongue twister!
Though I've tried and I've tried
As I've I slipped it inside,
From the back end I simply can't kiss her.