DaviD - If it is 'your' Claim that 'your' Humanity
resides within 'your' Pants - One Must Ask ? ? ?

In The Front Side ? -or- In the Back Side ?

DaviD - Are 'you' Claiming to be a Universal Prick ?

Or -DaviD - Are 'you' Claiming to be a Universal Asshole ?

Then Again DaviD - Are 'you' Really Something Special
and are 'you' presenting 'yourself' to the World as both
Universal Prick ? -and- Universal Asshole ?

Either way, DaviD - I am sure that 'you' will be Universally
Recognized and Accepted for who-you-are wherever 'you' go...