provided he ever had any...

a) hanging out with underaged girls (unethical)
b) teaching them to climb trees which is "hands on" (illegal)
c) smoking dope (illegal)
d) refining a Class 1 narcotic (illegal)
e) discussing sex with an underage girl (14 yrs old) that is unrelated
to you (unethical/borderline illegal)
f) setting up the possibility of future encounters with said underaged
girl(s) (illegal)
h) know it all attitude but in reality knows nothing (buffoon)

Baka has proven he's the class clown!