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Old August 5th 03, 07:15 PM
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"Warpcore" wrote

Warpcore? _Warpcore_? Yeah, I recognize you. Warpcore serial number
AA-127B2, overhauled at the Sirius Minor yards, weren't ya?

You warpcores, you're all alike, lordin' it over the rest of the ship.
"I eat anti-matter." "I make the ship go fast." Yadda, yadda, yadda. Hey,
did anybody ever get sick and die from radiation poisoning standing next to
a food dispenser? NO. Has anybody ever needed gene therapy when a photon
torpedo overloaded? NO. When was the last time you heard the chief engineer
say, "Captain, if we don't jettison the transporter coils in 30 seconds,
we're all gonna die!"? Huh? I'll tell ya: NEVER. Jettisoning you warpcores
is so common, though, there's a WRITTEN PROCEDURE FOR IT!!! Mismatched,
overloaded, worn out, oh-so-picky when it comes to dilithium crystals,
always on the verge of exploding and taking out 3 sectors of space, can't
even go faster than Warp 3 without polluting everything in sight...but oh,
you're _soooooo_ important to the ship. Yeah, right. I hope you suffer a
mismatched phase-inversion of your toroidal antimatter injectors AND BLOW
UP!!!

Sincerely,
Jefferies Tube A-1-W22, port nacelle strut




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Old August 7th 03, 03:15 AM
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XPRS, 1090 khz, from San Diego, has been experiencing sporadic audio drop-outs
on its St. Louis Sporting News overnight broadcasts recently. Nuthin' similar
on KHTK 1140 khz from Sactown, though ... And yo, Roberto, due to tetryon
particle pollution in the Hekaras Corridor, UFP mandates stipulate a warp five
maximum in that sector of space Season Six' "Force of Nature")!
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Old August 7th 03, 08:22 PM
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XPRS, 1090 khz, from San Diego, has been experiencing sporadic audio

drop-outs
on its St. Louis Sporting News overnight broadcasts recently. Nuthin'

similar
on KHTK 1140 khz from Sactown, though ... And yo, Roberto, due to tetryon
particle pollution in the Hekaras Corridor, UFP mandates stipulate a warp

five
maximum in that sector of space Season Six' "Force of Nature")!


My mistake - I _knew_ there was a Warp speed limit, I just couldn't
be arsed to look it up.
(And boy, I haven't been called "Roberto" in _years_.....cool!)

I'm not _really_ a Jeffries Tube.




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