"I don't want to bore you with statistical data."
JS Well, in your exact words, "I've done the math". That is a pretty
specific statement that says you have determined with mathematical
precision that you have no appreciable risk from smoking. So, please
provide the math that supports your conclusion.

"I'm beyond the reaches of your intellectual appeal. Anti- smoking
campaigns are blazing all around me. One thing I like, my organs
aren't suitable for transplantation, because of cigarettes."

JS Hmmm...there must be a reason that the organs of a smoker are not
considered suitable for transplant into a living body. I wonder what
that reason could be.....