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My angry Dr. Laura rant
Ok. Rant time.
I was listening to the Dr. Laura Schlessinger radio talk show the other day. Have you heard this? I freakin' love it. Gets me all riled up. People from all over North America call in (over 60,000 callers a day!) and ask her advice on their daily quandaries. The "Doctor" then hauls her ass up on top of her ivory tower of moral superiority, and proceeds to berate her devoted flock like they're 7 year old retards with **** filled diapers. Anyway, today she was fervently babbling about how "shacking up" and "having sex out of wedlock" is "the most disturbing thing there is". Uh.. even more disturbing than running over toddlers with a tractor? Even more disturbing than slowing slicing your genitals with a rusty razor? Even more dis... Well, needless to say, Dr. Laura is a moronic hag. Have you seen this hypocrites un-doctored nude pictures on the net? It's 100% fun listening to her angrily rail against the people who make/use/sell porn while you jack off to a dozen pictures of her pale but perky tits and hairy pussy. It's really one of the most simple but pure pleasures a listener of her show will ever have in life. Especially that one with her legs spread wide open. Perhaps Sacramento CA. journalist Anita Creamer put it best: "She posed in pigtails, hands on hips. She smiled brightly for the camera, flirting and saucy and delighted, naked as the day she was born. We wouldn't bother to care if she weren't such a sanctimonious, mean spirited, god awful witch." Man, when that **** hit the fan, I thought for sure Schlessinger was gonna finally disappear under some far off religious rock. Her first rather pathetic defense was to dishonestly claim they were "fakes". Then, after she lost her court case to have them suppressed, she got a big, fat, juicy painful lesson in humility after she went on the air to state that she found them "embarrassing". Eventually the source was revealed to be veteran Los Angeles radio broadcaster Bill Ballance, a man who was pivotal in getting Schlessinger her start in radio, and took the photos in 1978, while the pair of them were having an AFFAIR during Schlessinger's first marriage! Oh sweet irony, how I adore ye. She's really no different than Rush Limbaugh, that fat hateful dope fiend. What the hell is with these right wing religious nuts? They judge, condemn, and preach, and then take part in sins just as bad or worse than those that they were ****ing and moaning about in the first place. How about the 237 Pedophile priests in Boston up on 45 million dollars worth of rape and molestation charges? Christ, I rest my case. Wait.... I don't wanna rest my case. I'm having waaaay too much fun ranting about Dr. Laura. I remember one of her callers asking if she should let her 9 year old kid attend a coed sleepover party. Now, this prudish, ignorant radio host could have said something like "that would not be practical or appropriate" or some concerned parental bull****, but instead the insane harpy flew off the handle and accused the parents who were throwing the party of "living out their sexual fantasies through their children". -snort- Another classy moment from a show I heard last year was when she claimed that society can't allow gay people - or as she horrifically calls them: "biological errors" - to get legally married, because "a legal precedent would be set" and we'd then have to "allow people who have sex with their parents to get married to one another" (?!?) That **** is just crazy enough to be hilarious. Mind you, her homophobic comments were determined to be in violation of the human rights provision of the Canadian Broadcasting Code of Ethics, and she lost the majority of her stations in Canada. Ha ha. Luckily, C-Fun 1410 am here in Vancouver continues the weekday afternoon "family values" insanity. The important thing to remember kids, is that Laura Schlessinger is neither a medical doctor nor accredited in a discipline one would traditionally look to for the generation of expertise in moral, societal, or spiritual matters. She's just a lying hypocritical ****face with a radio show. Perverts: The Doctor Laura porn is here. Have fun! www.konformist.com/drlaura.htm and he www.bartcop.com/laura1025.htm |
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