Better way!

Borrow a couple of cymbols from someone (large concave disks). Remove
wheel from wheel barrow. Bolt cymbols together in place of the
wheel. Fill wheel barrow with required amount of weight for deep
enough trench. Have wife push it where the trench needs to go. Stamp
down sides of trench after laying cables. Easy! Oh, return cymbols
after cleaning. Good luck about the 'wife' part! (Tell'em it builds
particular sets of muscles groups, that ought'a help?)
- 'Doc