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BDK wrote:

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Like most all religious fanatics, they take a dim view when
their
particular brand of BS is laughed at.

What religion and maybe you could explain why this is so funny?



The kooktard religions.

I nominate Telemoonbat to the position ofg Bishop on the
kooktards...




I second the nomination. I wonder what color dress, er, robes he will
wear at his elevation ceremony? And what kind of hat will he wear,
the
appropriate dunce cap, or something else?

Well kookaburra, looks like your attention span lasts about 15 minutes.

No, it doesn't, I wasn't posting to you! The person who called you
Telemoonbat. Get it now? Is it really that hard to figure out who is
posting what and to whom? Maybe you're inhaling too much smog or smoke
from the fires?

I've tolld you before that I can't hear the voices in your head.

"Other than this post, I'm going back to taking a day off from playing
with you, that will probably end Mon night, when I get back from
dinner."

I wasn't posting to you, pin head. I was seconding your nomination as a
Kooktardic Bishop from someone else. I never said I wouldn't post, I
just decided to take a one day break, but you can't tell when I'm
posting to you anyway, so what's the point? You probably think the Pope
thing is serious too, right?

Repeating yourself doesn't make statement true.

I see in a post further down the thread that he now thinks I'm part
of
an effort to "clamp down" on the Obama BC story.

He needs to be Pope, or at minimum, an f'ing Cardinal!!

Pope Telemundo the first, leader of the Holy Kooktardic Church.

It fits!!

I tell you what fits. You say of one thing and 15 minutes later you do
something else. You must subscribe to short attention span theater.
Real
smooth move there Kookaburra.

BWHAHAHAAHAA! I wasn't posting to you, I was posting ABOUT you. Huge
difference Telemundo.

And again.

You can't seem to stick to a topic either. None here needs to read
about
how often you bang your imaginary GF or nuances of your schedule. It
really not interesting. Not even a little bit.

LOL, it sounds like frustration is building. Why not plonk me like a
pussy does?


In any event I hope you enjoy your macaroni and cheese dinner. Try
washing that down that combination with some thunderbird. It's
guaranteed to bring on the kookaburra laughs.

I don't need drugs to laugh at you, your Eminence.

I hereby announce you as the new Pope of the Holy Kooktardic Church,
Pope Telemundo The Dolt. May your reign be a comical one. You're already
off to a good start.

I hereby announce that you need an intervention.



I'm not the one who can't figure out who is posting to whom.

Poor Telemundo. So ****ed up.

Ask your GF, you know, the one with the big hairy arms in the white
uniform that brings you your meds.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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Again, Telemundo, I wasn't being serious. Maybe when I'm being
serious,
I will put an asterisk at the end of the serious line, that's a * ,
BTW,
so you will know.

Would that help you figure it out?

BTW, the * in the line up above doesn't count.

ROTFL.

I got it now. This is just some kind of perverse humor you engage in.
Very funny, not.

I think it is, and a lot of other people enjoy goofing on you kooktards.

You have a odd sense of humor.

You must be a real riot in the facility where you are held.

Dream on. I bet possibly being locked up is a nightmare you've lived
with most of your life.

No, you being on the loose would be a nightmare.


More off-topic crap from the Telemunster!

Telamon is a trud who can't help but spread crap everywhere until the place
is uninhabitable.

And more off topic crap from you.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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"Charlie Horse1" wrote:

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BDK wrote:

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Awww, poor Telemundo, so concerned with the welfare of the
group.

Yeah that's me. This is a resource to be used or abused and you
chose
the latter. What a funny guy you are...not.



Some people think Bob Hope was funny, some people didn't. Same
goes
for
Chris Rock, or any other comedian.

SNIP

Yeah but no one else thinks you are funny.



I'm not anywhere near as funny as you are, but you aren't even trying
to
be. That's the best part, you're deadly serious.

And deadly stupid.*

I don't think you are funny.

You would be wrong. As the "butt" of the joke, you obviously wouldn't
think I was funny.

I don't think what you have posted is in any way funny.

Of course not. Why would you? But just you saying that is funny in
itself.

I think you are a lunatic.

Wrong again, as is the way of the kooktard.

This isn't a pejorative this is evident by your postings.

My postings are mostly about you and some other kooktards. You know,
folks who believe in all kinds of crazy **** like you do?


You are clearly ignorant at best and scared silly at the worst.

Ignorant as in not believing the Obama BC story? I will plead guilty.

Scared silly? Of what? That Obama was born in Kenya?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Holy ****, you're such a mess.

Time for your girlfriend to give you your meds. Don't worry it will all
be better soon.

Another off-topic peice of crap post from Telamon.

Same for you.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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"Charlie Horse1" wrote:

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BDK wrote:

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BDK wrote:

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lid says...
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,
BDK wrote:

SNIP

Awww, poor Telemundo, so concerned with the welfare of the
group.

Yeah that's me. This is a resource to be used or abused and
you
chose
the latter. What a funny guy you are...not.



Some people think Bob Hope was funny, some people didn't. Same
goes
for
Chris Rock, or any other comedian.

SNIP

Yeah but no one else thinks you are funny.



I'm not anywhere near as funny as you are, but you aren't even
trying
to
be. That's the best part, you're deadly serious.

And deadly stupid.*

I don't think you are funny.

You would be wrong. As the "butt" of the joke, you obviously wouldn't
think I was funny.

I don't think what you have posted is in any way funny.

Of course not. Why would you? But just you saying that is funny in
itself.

I think you are a lunatic.

Wrong again, as is the way of the kooktard.

This isn't a pejorative this is evident by your postings.

My postings are mostly about you and some other kooktards. You know,
folks who believe in all kinds of crazy **** like you do?


You are clearly ignorant at best and scared silly at the worst.

Ignorant as in not believing the Obama BC story? I will plead guilty.

Scared silly? Of what? That Obama was born in Kenya?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Holy ****, you're such a mess.

Time for your girlfriend to give you your meds. Don't worry it will all
be better soon.

Another off-topic peice of crap post from Telamon.

Same for you.

Yes, but he is responding to you Telemonk. If you weren't there, he
wouldn't be posting.

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BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-F32292.23210416112008
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lid says...
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...
In article telamon_spamshield-EF6F84.22080615112008
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lid says...
In article
,
BDK wrote:

SNIP

Like most all religious fanatics, they take a dim view
when
their
particular brand of BS is laughed at.

What religion and maybe you could explain why this is so
funny?



The kooktard religions.

I nominate Telemoonbat to the position ofg Bishop on the
kooktards...




I second the nomination. I wonder what color dress, er, robes he
will
wear at his elevation ceremony? And what kind of hat will he
wear,
the
appropriate dunce cap, or something else?

Well kookaburra, looks like your attention span lasts about 15
minutes.

No, it doesn't, I wasn't posting to you! The person who called you
Telemoonbat. Get it now? Is it really that hard to figure out who is
posting what and to whom? Maybe you're inhaling too much smog or
smoke
from the fires?

I've tolld you before that I can't hear the voices in your head.

"Other than this post, I'm going back to taking a day off from
playing
with you, that will probably end Mon night, when I get back from
dinner."

I wasn't posting to you, pin head. I was seconding your nomination as
a
Kooktardic Bishop from someone else. I never said I wouldn't post, I
just decided to take a one day break, but you can't tell when I'm
posting to you anyway, so what's the point? You probably think the
Pope
thing is serious too, right?

Repeating yourself doesn't make statement true.

I see in a post further down the thread that he now thinks I'm
part
of
an effort to "clamp down" on the Obama BC story.

He needs to be Pope, or at minimum, an f'ing Cardinal!!

Pope Telemundo the first, leader of the Holy Kooktardic Church.

It fits!!

I tell you what fits. You say of one thing and 15 minutes later you
do
something else. You must subscribe to short attention span theater.
Real
smooth move there Kookaburra.

BWHAHAHAAHAA! I wasn't posting to you, I was posting ABOUT you. Huge
difference Telemundo.

And again.

You can't seem to stick to a topic either. None here needs to read
about
how often you bang your imaginary GF or nuances of your schedule.
It
really not interesting. Not even a little bit.

LOL, it sounds like frustration is building. Why not plonk me like a
pussy does?


In any event I hope you enjoy your macaroni and cheese dinner. Try
washing that down that combination with some thunderbird. It's
guaranteed to bring on the kookaburra laughs.

I don't need drugs to laugh at you, your Eminence.

I hereby announce you as the new Pope of the Holy Kooktardic Church,
Pope Telemundo The Dolt. May your reign be a comical one. You're
already
off to a good start.

I hereby announce that you need an intervention.



I'm not the one who can't figure out who is posting to whom.

Poor Telemundo. So ****ed up.

Ask your GF, you know, the one with the big hairy arms in the white
uniform that brings you your meds.

So, Telamon, you enjoy dressing up in a nurses costume?

Is that afantasy from the basement?

Don't let your mom catch you.

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"kp" wrote:

SNIP

No, he's got it right Tele.....you ARE a loon.

Totally detached from reality. Thats why you live in the basement.

Someone that exhibits no intelligence at all can't make a call of this
nature so try again.

You are stuck on stupid and apparently stuck in the basement.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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"kp" wrote:

SNIP

I think this is called DELUSIONAL.

Yes you are delusional.

There's only one thing you have a handle on, and thats your croth.

Looks like your problem started out sexual and then went down hill from
there.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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BDK wrote:

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And there you have it, the retarded response from the Kookaburra.

If you only had a brain....you'd still probably be stupid, but not as
bad as you are now. Even just a few brain cells, if functional, would be
like some sort of miracle!!!

That's the lament you make all day long. Every day.

Can't a Pope just magically grow a brain?

I think there is no hope for you.

--
Telamon
Ventura, California

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"kp" wrote:

SNIP

I think this is called DELUSIONAL.

Yes you are delusional.

There's only one thing you have a handle on, and thats your croth.

Looks like your problem started out sexual and then went down hill from
there.

Don't worry telaninnie...no one is listening to you.

Just like going thru the psych ward. Just keep looking straight ahead and
keep walking.

You are one bimbo.

"Telamon" wrote in message
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lid says...
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BDK wrote:

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lid says...
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,
BDK wrote:

In article telamon_spamshield-F5E83C.19341915112008
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lid says...
In article
,
BDK wrote:

SNIP

Awww, poor Telemundo, so concerned with the welfare of
the
group.

Yeah that's me. This is a resource to be used or abused
and
you
chose
the latter. What a funny guy you are...not.



Some people think Bob Hope was funny, some people didn't.
Same
goes
for
Chris Rock, or any other comedian.

SNIP

Yeah but no one else thinks you are funny.



I'm not anywhere near as funny as you are, but you aren't even
trying
to
be. That's the best part, you're deadly serious.

And deadly stupid.*

I don't think you are funny.

You would be wrong. As the "butt" of the joke, you obviously
wouldn't
think I was funny.

I don't think what you have posted is in any way funny.

Of course not. Why would you? But just you saying that is funny in
itself.

I think you are a lunatic.

Wrong again, as is the way of the kooktard.

This isn't a pejorative this is evident by your postings.

My postings are mostly about you and some other kooktards. You
know,
folks who believe in all kinds of crazy **** like you do?


You are clearly ignorant at best and scared silly at the worst.

Ignorant as in not believing the Obama BC story? I will plead
guilty.

Scared silly? Of what? That Obama was born in Kenya?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Holy ****, you're such a mess.

Time for your girlfriend to give you your meds. Don't worry it will
all
be better soon.

Another off-topic peice of crap post from Telamon.

Same for you.

Yes, but he is responding to you Telemonk. If you weren't there, he
wouldn't be posting.

And I'm responding to a drunken moron but that's Usenet.

Yes, you responding with stupid inane posts....thats usenet!

This newsgroup wouldn't be as much fun without the telenutcake to entertain
us!