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There are a lot of them Nun's who get Horney as hell and some of them
lift their Habits and do the wild thang too.
cuhulin



What is he talking about ?


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a d y k e s @ p a n i x . c o m

Don't blame me. I voted for Gore.

The oldest known actual existant page from the BIBLE is right here in a
Mississippi College.(I don't remember which Mississippi College it is)
Do a www.dogpile.com for,Mississippi Trivia and I think y'all will
find the article about that in there somewhere.
cuhulin

I think this is the second time this has been posted - and I laughed
both times! I think I'd refer them to Google or some other search
engine. Somehow the oldest known Bible page and DOGPILE just don't seem
to go together. ;-) But I'm sure there are those who will disagree!

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wrote:

The oldest known actual existant page from the BIBLE is right here in a
Mississippi College.(I don't remember which Mississippi College it is)
Do a www.dogpile.com for,Mississippi Trivia and I think y'all will
find the article about that in there somewhere.
cuhulin

Simon Mason wrote:

"Al Patrick" wrote in message

IT IS self-interpreting and covers every

subject of human knowledge and need now and forever.


I can't find anything about Nuclear Physics in mine.

A book could be written here, but I'll attempt to keep it to the rough
draft of a tract -- which someone else can polish and publish.

Do you play a musical instrument? If you do you know the first thing
you have to do is TUNE it. If the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who
shall prepare himself to the battle? On that little word "if" rests so
many of the promises of God to mankind. IF we keep His laws, THEN He
will do certain things for us. ELSE .... See, It's a basic computer
program statement. IF...THEN...ELSE...

You have to get "in tune" to hear and understand some of the things in
the Bible.

I'll be asking you a few questions along the way. I'm sure you
appreciate the warning. :-)

Did you know that Jesus Christ occasionally spoke in parables so that
men would NOT understand what He was saying? Let's say He was speaking
ESoterically to His disciples instead of EXoterically to some EXterior
group - those who were not "in tune" with His program and plans. He
also mentions those who had ears and didn't hear and others having ears
TO HEAR. IF we have ears to hear His Word He'll give us understanding.

Did you know that there are 76 drops to a teaspoon? Check it out at
http://www.elivermore.com/conversions.htm ...and six teaspoons per fluid
ounce? (Bear with me now, I'm going some place, even if I don't know
where it is! -- as the Sprint PCS TV commercial used to say before we
started talking about the use of cell phones to track us, they'll find
you and deliver your phone call to you "even if YOU don't know where you
are!") ...16 ounces per pint, 2 pints per quart, etc. Therefore, a
peck bucket (that's 10 quarts) would contain 10 quarts times 2 pints per
quart times 16 ounces per pint times six teaspoons per ounce times 76
drops per teaspoonful. A formula for drops per bucket could be easily
written from the above information. 76 x 6 x 16 x 2 x 10 = Number of
drops per 10 quart bucket. That is 145,920 drops per 10 quart bucket --
but God is mighty big and strong and just might be referring, in this
allegorical passage, to a VERY LARGE BUCKET. "He's got the whole world
in His hands...." POINT: Isaiah 40:15, KJV, "Behold, the nations are
as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance:
behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing." ALL THE
NATIONS, individually or collectively, are as a drop of a bucket in the
sight of God. Remember, there are almost 150,000 of them -- IF we're
only talking about a 10 quart bucket - one fourth of a bushel!

NOW, let's look at what is going to happen to ALL the armies of ALL
those nations when Christ returns. Old Slough Foot, Satan, that wicked
one, is now in control of the armies of the world and they SEEM all
powerful. He could rightly promise Christ all the kingdoms of the world
if He'd only bow down and worship Satan. God / Christ had given him
that power. He is the prince of this world - right now. This is why so
many worship the devil. Remember "The Devil and Daniel Webster" ?
People actually are selling their souls to the devil, and he is actually
rewarding many of them very generously with this worlds good which will
all be burned up! When Christ returns He is going to destroy Satan, and
presumably ALL his allies. It's a really "tough" job! :-) Check out
Second Thessalonians 2:8, KJV, "And then shall that Wicked be revealed,
whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall
destroy with the brightness of his coming:"

Get that? The Wicked One is going to be DESTROYED -- WITH THE
BRIGHTNESS OF CHRIST'S COMING! Nuclear Physics, lasers, etc. won't even
compare! ....and all the nations of the world which have gathered to
fight against the returning Jesus Christ will be destroyed with him.

Nuclear Physics? Check out Zechariah. Zec 14:12, KJV, "And this shall
be the plague wherewith the LORD will smite all the people that have
fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they
stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes,
and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth." Now, THAT sounds
like a nuclear blast to me. The flesh melting away while the bones yet
stand. Remember the shadows of men etched into the steel girders of
bridges in Japan? Yep, their bodies "consumed" part of that powerful
blast but the blast also consumed their bodies! Wasn't this AFTER Japan
had surrendered? Wasn't this one of the Japanese cities with a very
high percentage of Christian in it? Didn't the same thing re-occur just
a day or two later with the same or very similar circumstances?

Molecular Structure? Colossians, referring to Jesus Christ, says, Col
1:17, "And he is before all things, and by him all things consist." And
you probably were thinking electrons, protons, nucleus, etc. held things
together. What makes up the nucleus of an atom? Protons and Neutrons?
Protons, positively charged, "large" particles. Neutrons - approx.
same mass as proton, no charge. So, EVERY ATOM has a nucleus with MANY
particles that are positively charged and about the same number of
chargeless particles; i.e. the nucleus is POSITIVELY CHARGED. Yes, out
in orbit some distance from them are some NEGATIVELY CHARGED particles,
but the nucleus is, again, POSITIVELY CHARGED. Like charges repel! WHO
do you think is keeping those positively charged particles which are all
repelling each other FROM E-X-P-L-O-D-I-N-G-? Colossians 1:17 tells us
it is by Jesus Christ that ALL THINGS CONSIST. The Amplified amplifies
on this a bit - pun intended. Col. 1:17, "And He Himself existed
before all things, and in Him all things consist (cohere, are held
together)." It also recommends we read Proverbs 8:22-31. So Jesus
Christ is HOLDING TOGETHER -- ALL THINGS! ...And yet stupid men would
love to "do away" with Christ entirely! Couldn't do it the first time,
just played into His hands! Been trying to do it ever since -- those
who realize the first "treatment" didn't take! Yet they don't realize
that without Christ THEY ARE NOTHING. HE is holding THEM together! How
blind can we be?

The point is: While the Bible may not use the words nuclear or physics
it has MUCH to say about both! I have hardly scratched the surface.

SOMEBODY TAKE THIS BALL AND RUN A TOUCHDOWN WITH IT!

SOMEBODY TAKE THIS BALL AND RUN A TOUCHDOWN WITH IT!

Hello. This is God. All right, look. The joke is over now, guys, you
can lay off. Sorry 'bout all this whole creation thing getting out of
hand, but you know, even I couldn't foresee how leaving a sense of humor
out of some people would cause so much trouble. How about you all go
get yourselves a cool drink, now? Did you hear the one about the rabbi
and the priest that met at the ecumenical conference? Let me tell you
about it...

"Al Patrick" wrote in message
...

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Nuclear Physics? Check out Zechariah. Zec 14:12, KJV, "And this shall

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SOMEBODY TAKE THIS BALL AND RUN A TOUCHDOWN WITH IT!

Al, do you realize that the Muslims make the -exact- same sort of arguments
with verses from the Koran? Look it up. Not for me, but for yourself.

I do need some advice regarding some other elements
of God's Laws and how to follow them:

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think a fair price
would be for her?

3. I know that I am not allowed to contact with a woman while she is
in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24) The
problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women
take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is, my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should
I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do
it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a less abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination.

7. Lev. 21:20 sates that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to b e 20/20, or is there some
wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the
hair around their temples, even though this is expressly
forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that
we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to
stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16) Could we just burn them death at a
private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.


rj

RJ wrote:

I do need some advice regarding some other elements
of God's Laws and how to follow them:

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

You don't even own yourself.


2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think a fair price
would be for her?

If she's like her pop she's probably not worth much. Best just give her
away. :-)


3. I know that I am not allowed to contact with a woman while she is
in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24) The
problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women
take offense.

You aren't supposed to ask, or know about, "most women" !


4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates
a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is, my
neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should
I smite them?

Have you been by a good steak house about 6 or 7 PM lately? You need to
take one of your neighbors out to supper with you. They'll change their
minds about the smell of char-broiled steak!


5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally
obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do
it?

First you need to learn when the Sabbath begins and ends to be sure you
aren't following some tradition of men. Are you referring to Lunar
Lunacy? The Solar Sabbath? The "legal" day - midnight to midnight? Or
are you referring to the Jewish "sabbath" which they claim begins on one
day and ends on another; i.e. sundown Friday to sundown Saturday?


6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a less abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination.

There are 'degrees' of 'rewards' for both good and evil deeds.


7. Lev. 21:20 sates that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to b e 20/20, or is there some
wiggle-room here?

You're not a priest. ... At least I surely hope you're not!


8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the
hair around their temples, even though this is expressly
forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I suspect your head is already round and ALL your friends are male!
Birds of a feather flock together. Why would YOU kill YOUR friends? ;-)


9. I know from Lev. 11:-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

These laws don't apply to some people. They were for GOD'S people to
live by! Eat all the swine you like. The trichinosis is FREE!


10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing
two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that
we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to
stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16) Could we just burn them death at a
private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with
their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

Just as the previous question. These laws were for a peculiar,
separated, chosen, holy people. I doubt they apply at all to YOU.

However, you might be surprised how much healthier and happier we'd all
be if we did NOT eat genetically engineered foods, wear clothing of
different materials or have disobedient children! Think about it!


I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.


rj

"Al Patrick" wrote in message

However, you might be surprised how much healthier and happier we'd all be
if we did NOT eat genetically engineered foods, wear clothing of different
materials or have disobedient children! Think about it!

My granddad ate F1 hybrid tomatoes all his life and it did him no harm. My
cycling top is made of man made fibres and is far superior to cotton or wool
which just get damp, but what I really want to know is this. One of the ten
commandments says thou shall not kill.

Last week, I got an infected elbow joint which had bacteria in it. My doctor
gave me some antibiotics. Have I committed a mortal sin by killing the
bacteria?

--
Simon Mason
Anlaby
East Yorkshire.
53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

"Al Patrick" wrote in message

However, you might be surprised how much healthier and happier we'd all
be
if we did NOT eat genetically engineered foods, wear clothing of
different
materials or have disobedient children! Think about it!

My granddad ate F1 hybrid tomatoes all his life and it did him no harm.

Hybrid tomatoes are not genetically engineered.

My
cycling top is made of man made fibres and is far superior to cotton or
wool
which just get damp,

And that cycling top was maded from oil out of the ground that God created.
No secrets here.

but what I really want to know is this. One of the ten
commandments says thou shall not kill.

Last week, I got an infected elbow joint which had bacteria in it. My
doctor
gave me some antibiotics. Have I committed a mortal sin by killing the
bacteria?

Well, firtly lets consider the context of killing.
The context here is as it applies to people.

Genesis 4:And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when
they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew
him.
Genesis 4:9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he
said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
Genesis 4:10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's
blood crieth unto me from the ground.
Genesis 4:11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her
mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;

So we can see that killing someone is not good.

Now, lets look at animals.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:
and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of
the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every
creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So we see that man has dominion over the animal and plant kingdom.

John 21:9 As soon then as they were come to land, they saw a fire of coals
there, and fish laid thereon, and bread.

Here Jesus and His diciples are about to have breakfast of fish and bread.
The fish die before they are eaten (unless someone takes a hankerin to
swallowing live goldfish or something). The death of the animal was to the
benefit of those people who partook.
Now lets look at your situation, as fanciful as youve made it to be. If you
kill the bacteria to keep yourself alive, the same principal of taking the
life of an animal to keep you from harm still applies. Wether it by by
eating or by preventing attack upon your body. Think about that.
B