The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows
have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.
Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get
more."

Burr

On Jan 13, 6:54*pm, "Burr" wrote:
-
- The Amish Farmer:
-
- An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
- from his pond, with his hand. *
- The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
- dahin gesheissen."
- Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it."
- The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.
- Please speak in English."
- The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more."
-
- Burr
-

Burr - ROTF & LMAO Big Time ! )) ~ RHF

Burr wrote:

The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows
have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.
Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get
more."


Are these just as funny?

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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
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An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. You'll get more."
===================================


I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam with a
nationality/language..


mike

On Jan 13, 7:05*pm, m II wrote:
Burr wrote:
The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his
pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows
have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand..
Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get
more."

Are these just as funny?

=================================
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Jewish , I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more."
==================================

==================================
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Italian, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more."
===================================

===================================
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm Polish, I
don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands. *You'll get more."
===================================
-
- I also notice you're dumb enough to equate Islam
- with a nationality/language..
-
- mike
-

Mike [M II],

I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right.

Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim"
That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M

While you used the word : "Islam"
Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh !

But what was nice was once again seeing you show
your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews]

And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to :
"I'm Italian" [The Italians]
"I'm Polish" [The Poles]

Mike [M II] - What is Next . . Can we expect you to start
writing "The-N-Word" again and blaming it on DX Ace ?

About - The Amish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY
http://www.gameo.org/encyclopedia/contents/A4574ME.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish
http://www.800padutch.com/amish.shtml
http://www.amish.net/faq.asp
http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish.htm
http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish2.htm
http://www.multiculturalcanada.ca/ec...ent/amish.html


mike - good-day {have a good-day} -because-
everyday is a blessing from god - amen ~ RHF

RHF wrote:

I also Notice once again that you do NOT have your 'facts' Right.

Burr's original post used the words : "I'm a Muslim"
That's Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M

While you used the word : "Islam"
Which Ain't Spelled : M-U-S-L-I-M - Doh !


A Muslim or Moslem is a person who practices Islam.



But what was nice was once again seeing you show
your public Hatred for : "I'm Jewish" [The Jews]

And extending your personal Bigotry and Bias to :
"I'm Italian" [The Italians]
"I'm Polish" [The Poles]


You completely missed the point of the posting. His joke was stupid and
juvenile. You laughed at it. I asked him if the same joke with different
victims were as funny as his. If any of them were insulting, then they
are ALL insulting.


Try to develop comprehension of the printed word before making an ass of
yourself.




mike

m II wrote in news:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89:

Burr wrote:

The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I
don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use
two hands. You'll get more."


Are these just as funny?

Snip

Nope, but this one is:


An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian,
can I use two hands?"

Ray Deo

Ray Deo wrote:

Are these just as funny?

Snip

Nope, but this one is:


An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian,
can I use two hands?"


Now that *IS* funny.

We're all just so darned self effacing....darn..I'm bragging, aren't I?
Sorry.





mike

On Jan 14, 6:01*pm, m II wrote:
Ray Deo wrote:
Are these just as funny?

Snip

Nope, but this one is:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Canadian,
can I use two hands?"

Now that *IS* funny.
-
- We're all just so darned self effacing....
- darn..I'm bragging, aren't I?
- Sorry.
-
- mike

Mike - I Think that No one Reading your Posts
here would say . . . that YOU are Self-Effacing.

Simply Natural Canadian : Yes. / Self-Effacing : Never.

Canadian Town has the Tastiest Tap Water in World
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2001/...ter010225.html
Simply Natural Canadian Spring Water of Dorion, Ontario,
was Awarded the Best Un-Carbonated Bottled Water,
beating three dozen competitors.

Self-Effacing People are Secretly Confident
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19229822/
Despite Appearances, Most People Think Highly of Themselves

humbly and in all modesty - tic ~ RHF

y'all are ''crazy''.I am the only sane one in this camp.Decision Before
Dawn movie is on Radio tb now.I check the Ovation channel and the IFC
channel once in a while.Sometimes they run some purty good programs on
there.
cuhulin

On Jan 14, 5:10*pm, Ray Deo wrote:
m II wrote innews:ekAij.4657$yQ1.14@edtnps89:

Burr wrote:

The Amish Farmer:

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I
don't understand. Please speak in English." The Amish man says: "Use
two hands. *You'll get more."

Are these just as funny?
Snip
-
- Nope, but this one is:
-
- An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
- from his pond, with his hand. * The Amish man shouts: "Don't drink
- the water, the cows have **** in it." The man shouts back:
- "I'm a Canadian, can I use two hands?"
-
- Ray Deo
-

Ray Deo - Here is a re-write :

An Amish Farmer walking through his Field, notices a Man Drinking
from his Pond, with one Hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts in plain English :
"Brother Don't Drink the Water, the Cows have **** in It.

The Man shouts back : "I'm a Canadian,

The Amish Farmer replies : "Holly Cow ! - "In that case Brother
Wade Right In and I Will Baptize You !"

~ RHF