On Thu, 8 Sep 2005, Secwet Scwuffy Woger wrote:
[nothing important]

Thor is the Norse god of thunder. He is a son of Odin and Jord, and one of
the most powerful gods. He is married to Sif, a fertility goddess. His
mistress is the giantess Jarnsaxa ("iron cutlass"), and their sons are
Magni and Modi and his daughter is Thrud. Thor is helped by Thialfi, his
servant and the messenger of the gods.

But today, Thor is all washed up. Know why?

Thor had long hair.

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"If a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him." -- St. Paul
1 Corinthians 11:14