"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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"Al Patrick" wrote in message

IT IS self-interpreting and covers every
subject of human knowledge and need now and forever.

I can't find anything about Nuclear Physics in mine.

But it does teach you the responsability for managing it.


Read it to be wise, believe it to be safe, and
practice it to be holy.

Somebody poked me in the eye and it says in the bible I have to poke him
back, whereas I wanted to forgive him. Oops, I read the wrong bit!

You read the old dispenstion, not the new one. I suggest a class in
dispensation at your local church.
B

"Brian Oakley" wrote in message
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You read the old dispenstion, not the new one. I suggest a class in
dispensation at your local church.

Thanks, but I had it rammed down my throat by nuns and priests from the age
of 5. Luckily I learned how to think for myself and stop believing in
ancient fairy stories, despite the brainwashing.

--
Simon Mason
Anlaby
East Yorkshire.
53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

The nuns and priests might be part of the current problem.

Simon Mason wrote:

"Brian Oakley" wrote in message
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You read the old dispenstion, not the new one. I suggest a class in
dispensation at your local church.


Thanks, but I had it rammed down my throat by nuns and priests from the age
of 5. Luckily I learned how to think for myself and stop believing in
ancient fairy stories, despite the brainwashing.

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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"Brian Oakley" wrote in message
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You read the old dispenstion, not the new one. I suggest a class in
dispensation at your local church.

Thanks, but I had it rammed down my throat by nuns and priests from the
age
of 5. Luckily I learned how to think for myself and stop believing in
ancient fairy stories, despite the brainwashing.

--
Simon Mason
Anlaby
East Yorkshire.
53°44'N 0°26'W
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

Like I said, you need a class at a local church, not a Catholic cathedral.
B

"Brian Oakley" wrote in message
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Like I said, you need a class at a local church, not a Catholic cathedral.

Oop! Here's the No True Scotsman fallacy, rearing its ugly head.

The,BIBLE is the Greatest Book in the World.By the way,I am part Scotch
by Ancestry,Scotch Irish.Scotch on me Moms side of the Family.I am Proud
of that too.
cuhulin

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The,BIBLE is the Greatest Book in the World.By the way,I am part Scotch
by Ancestry,Scotch Irish.Scotch on me Moms side of the Family.I am Proud
of that too.
cuhulin

"Honus" wrote in message
news:kXdTd.39293$uc.27693@trnddc08...

wrote in message
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The,BIBLE is the Greatest Book in the World.By the way,I am part Scotch
by Ancestry,Scotch Irish.Scotch on me Moms side of the Family.I am Proud
of that too.
cuhulin

D'oh.

Hey, banjo boy! You left out part of your family tree. Must be on your dad's
side, eh?

http://www.destgulch.com/images/deliv01.jpg

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The,BIBLE is the Greatest Book in the World.By the way,I am part Scotch
by Ancestry,Scotch Irish.Scotch on me Moms side of the Family.I am Proud
of that too.
cuhulin


Scotch is an alcoholic drink. Scots are people...well..most of them, anyway.





mike

"m II" wrote in message news:uIxTd.6263$TB.5551@edtnps84...
wrote:

The,BIBLE is the Greatest Book in the World.By the way,I am part Scotch
by Ancestry,Scotch Irish.Scotch on me Moms side of the Family.I am Proud
of that too.
cuhulin


Scotch is an alcoholic drink. Scots are people...well..most of them,
anyway.

Scotch applies to the people as well.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scotch